HAPPY VIRUS

im home. and its oh so very weird, but home i am.
its actually a good thing, which means that i can give my liver a break. Cant wait to see the whole gang again.
I have learnt several things within the first few weeks of my stay....not at home:
-teabags, when left unthrown out and unnattended WILL start to mold
-getting tucked in after passing out by drunk guys will guarantee you that youll find gum i your sheets the next morning
-stealing food from the cafeteria is  easier if you have tupper ware
-stealing food from the cafeteria is not worth the trouble in the first place
-beauty and the beast is appropriate to watch any time of the day
-it is not necessary to shower every day anymore. some ppl go 5 days without.
-jello shooters need to contain a lil more then 10% actual jello
-leaf fans are vicious.
-suddenly, going ot the supermarket and buying yourself grapes becomes the best meal youve had all week.
- A bag filled with beans becomes the one thing worth youo getting shitfaced and sick for.

cheers.  im out

university is awesome!!! frosh is wicked and my floormates are sick this is what we do:

yes, we are all chem nerds xept one. and i dont have a lab coat yet.
yes, that is a bathrobe, and yes, those COULD be used as ski goggles.

Im back! and i come bearing gifts a plenty and am very greatfull for things liek running water and electricity!

so naturally, here is my coming back first night partying picture:
oh yes, oh yes

yeah, sarah is the best smuggler ever.
oh and, umm....dibs that weird game that i dont have the patience to paste.

cheers

SO lots of things have hapened:
-i finished school
-i have not stopped to take a breath since then, till now, when im home manicuring myself becasue 40 dollars is ridiculous too spend on your hands?!?!?
-im sick out of my mind. imagine that,. being sick for my prom. typical of moi. is my immune system existent??
-i have quit my job selling knives becaus ethey wanted me to sell them to everyone i knew, and like littraly take up the ashbury phone book and start calling, and i was like, ew, no, and i quit. i do know a lot about knives though.
-so im unemployed, if anyone sees anything connected to employment LET MOI NOW
- so most days were spent with adrian and graham just dicking around, it was tres fun, i am tres amused by our outings. caught cold #2
-then it was dara's and becca's partay, where i had lots of fun and caught cold #3, and also i talked to so many ppl i lost touch with and it was really nice!
-and then lots of ppl were like we should do this again, and i said yes to some and nothing to others cuz i dont like em. :D
- and then yesterday the girls went clubbing......tennis clubbing. it was hot. we peed in the bushes. and danced crazy. and bitched about boyz. and did antm.........ANTM!!! (BTW, MUST FIND TOTAL DAY TO DO THIS)

( WE PLAY THIS GAME WAY TOO MUCH ANTM ANTM )

so, ive been feeling super like..peaceful and "whatever" lately, not helping my exam preparation, let me tell yu that much. not but really. people stress over things way too much. they should just lie down, smile, think hey, life is cool, eat, get a milkshake, break the damn diet, and just be like......calm.
maria should stop listening to 60's psychedelic rock.

love & peace from overly calm maria!!!
ps: graham is back, the musketeers are in action and im delighted
pps: i finish two days from today
ppps: partay.

so dears, here is a short update on all thats been going on, and stuff.

-im super ridiculously sick, and i look like heel after about a weekend of looking super good. i know, wtf?
-coffee house last week, i had a blast, my co-host was a doll  never knew how cute he is.(actually, hes so hot)
the bands were pretty good the bamboozlers were freaking amazing. im totally in love with one of them, doesnt matter who just one of them. so all together twas very good.actuallly twas fabulous. very happy w/ turnout. pelletier was delighted.
-went to niagara falls for my rent's university reunion. i actually recognized a lot of the faces....weird.....but hey the hotel was so cool they had speakers in the bathroom for the tv so you could go pee and still listen to snl. even adjust the volume. it was ridiculous. plus yay for jacked shampoo!!!
-so im sick.....
-i havent been to school in 5 days, probably will attend 2 days of school this week HAHAHAH weird....but soon are exams...not hot
-graham is still,,,,....somewhere......micronesia or somewehre.....else and adrian is all like "i'm IB" so im dreadfully bored.
anywasy.
- organised my computer playlist, my mp3 files now have names and artist names too :D. to rbing my total to about 500.

so the answers for the songs that noone got are:

2. my mother died every night, its safe to say dont quote me on that- On a plain by Nirvana
3. when i was young the sun was younger than today- Help!- The Beatles (as if noone got that)
4. teardrop on the fire, feathers on my breath- Teardrop by Massive Attack
6. while all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too- All Along the Watchtower- Bob Dylan
7. i guess its true its never too late, still i dont know what to do today- Sunday- Sonic Youth
8. out by the fire breathing, outside we wait 'til face turns blue- Here comes your man- The pixies
13. hey there baby stiles, this is a nice dancing club right?- (ok so i tricked you) Baby Stiles- Strong Bad
16. the curtain goes up and the lights come down- The New Sound- The capricorns
20. one pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small- White Rabbit- Jefferson Airplane
21. don't wake at night to watch her sleep- Burn- The cure
25. adorable illusion and I cannot hide- Heart of Glass- Blondie

gee.........anywho, glad to see how much this game has caught on from moi, hehehehehhe
kewls. im off. ciao.